How to remove an early dash in 11 easy steps
From a Post by dynaguy » 07 Aug 2020 10:16 am
- Step #1: Learn the art of human origami, practice yoga
- Step #1a: Make appointment with your massage therapist for tomorrow
- Step #2: Decide that's it's too much of a hassle to remove seats, center console and steering wheel
- Step #3: Gather up every tool you think you will need (except for the one you will actually need) and place on floorboard under dash
- Step #4: Strap on a headlamp (most likely with batteries that will die soon)
- Step #5: Grab cell phone and keep within arms reach for final step
- Step #6: Depending on your age group, do at least 15 minutes of stretching exercises
- Step #7: Using skills learned in Step #1, position yourself "comfortably" under the dash
- Step #8: Turn on headlamp and very quickly, before batteries crap out on you, determine which tool/tools you forgot in Step #3
- Step #9: Make numerous failed attempts to unfold your body and exit the Roadster to retrieve said tool in Step #8
- Step #10: Express yourself with every "mechanics" words you know
- Step #11: Find cell phone and call significant other, friend or 911 to come and help drag your stuck a$$ out of the car
Works for me every time!!
Pat BTDT