Road Kit?

Post by **reblues** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:54 pm

Dave,

That is a pretty comprehensive list. Don't smoke the cigarettes anymore, but could always trade them to someone that does for a little help. I might add a couple of jumper wires with alligator clips. Can take the place of fuses or be used to hot wire the car if all else fails.

Victor_laury · Post by **Victor_laury** » Tue May 02, 2006 9:12 am

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find:

- One forty-five caliber automatic
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days' concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine,
vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

Post by **dbrick** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:31 pm

You might want to have the prophylactic count equal the number of lipstick plus stockings.

Post by **itsa68** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:46 pm

He listed them as - Nine packs of chewing gum

Ray B.

Post by **dbrick** » Tue May 02, 2006 8:53 pm

itsa68 wrote:He listed them as - Nine packs of chewing gum

Ray B.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe this is the first "Coneheads" reference on this Forum. This being the case, up the lipstick and Nylons quantitys to 5 each to maintain the formula.

Victor_laury · Post by **Victor_laury** » Tue May 02, 2006 9:05 pm

Nobody placed my quote? And I did it in my best Slim Pickens voice!

Post by **dbrick** » Wed May 03, 2006 12:07 am

Harumph

Datsundude · Post by **Datsundude** » Wed May 03, 2006 6:10 pm

Warning!

If anyone want to check out Victor car at the show (Solvang 06) be extra careful not to touch anything you not spouse to because he might shoot and ask questions later.
Remember he has a forty-five caliber automatic guarding his ride.

I would guard my ride with forty-five caliber if I have that monster U20 with Solex.

Vinh

deliver · Post by **deliver** » Wed May 03, 2006 6:48 pm

Cell phone. (for the motel)
Credit card.
Red head or blond. (for the motel)

Post by **dbrick** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:27 pm

Technically, it's a semi-automatic...But I might have a copy of an article and some blueprints...but wait, that's a felony so I don't have those, never mind.
Now if you see Victor with an empty 2 litre soda bottle, watch out.